heavy metal is dead, time for new metal. nicht nu metal, sondern neue genres wie zb:

COMPUTER GEEK METAL
Okay, first things first, You all need to wear black framed glasses. Woollen jumpers are a must. All lyrics must be about coding, html and computer related stuff that noone will understand except the
geeks among us. A glam metal bands dream with lines like: "Your drive is hard for my 1 meg floppy, 18.6 gigs of RAM and you're Jaloppy, my cd's burnin' straight for your USB port, SONY CD-Rs are
quite a good sort. With my mother on board I'll reset your switch, as long as you'll be my computer geek bitch." See, the songs will write themselves. It's easy and you should make your amps look like
computer towers with even a working reset switch, a flashing red light and a CD Rom drive that opens up to put CDs in for music to be played inbetween bands, or if you wanna be the Milli Vanilli of metal,
you could even trick the audience by miming to backing music! Some ideas for band names: 18 Inch Monitors, AVI's and Mpegs, or The Virus Killers. First album: "MP3's For You And Me", with the first
single being "My NetNanny Surfs For Porn".

herr broder:

Wenn am Ende der Party das netteste Kind den Preis bekommt, dann war es ein Kindergeburtstag bei den Antroposophen oder die deutsche Vorentscheidung zum europaeischen Schlager-Grand-Prix.

da wird es doch noch was mit dem nose-job und fuer ne anstaendige blindenbrille ist vielleicht auch noch was drin.

aber ob in tallin mit sowat:

"You’re my song in the morning
You’re the rhythm of my heartbeat at night
And the sound of love I hear in your voice
Keeps on touching me deep inside
You are the air that I breathe
And the gentle tune of whispering trees
You’re the only melody
That’s in my soul and in my mind
All the time"

was zu reissen ist?
klingt doch eher nach kaffee-werbung..

mein tip(p):

die slowenischen transvestiten.