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Donnerstag, 14. Oktober 2004
200 sachen, die man gemacht haben sollte:

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink - bestimmt, aber da war ich dann schon jenseits von gut und boese
02. Swam with wild dolphins - nein
03. Climbed a mountain - bis obenhin? ansonsten ja
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive - leider noch nicht, ich habe keinen fuehrerschein
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid - nein
06. Held a tarantula - ich habe schon mal eine vogelspinne gefuettert, gilt das auch?
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone - ja, mehrmals
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it - ja. auch gesagt und nicht gemeint, wie ich zu meiner schande eingestehen muss....
09. Hugged a tree - oehm...
10. Done a striptease - ja
11. Bungee jumped - bin ich bekloppt?
12. Visited Paris - ja, mehrfach
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea - north sea!
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise - ohja!
15. Seen the Northern Lights - weiss nicht, meeresleuchten hab ich mal gesehn...
16. Gone to a huge sports game - ja, zb werder, werder und werder
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
- haette ich glatt gemacht, aber da war noch geschlossen fuer renovation
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables - yup. 2 zucchini warten noch auf ernte
19. Touched an iceberg - nein. warum auch?
20. Slept under the stars - ja, is nich so toll. ich hab sogar unter cars geslept...
21. Changed a baby's diaper - eine? tausende!
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon - nein.
23. Watched a meteor shower - ja
24. Gotten drunk on champagne - ja, kopfschmerzen
25. Given more than you can afford to charity - noe
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope - ja
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment - immer
28. Had a food fight - ja, war lustig und nicht bei mir zuhause
29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1) - ja, vom gewinn konnten wir chinesisch essen gehn
30. Taken a sick day when I was not ill - haha: i used up all my sick days, so i called in dead(favourite saying)
31. Asked out a stranger - ja
32. Had a snowball fight - ja, mit einseifen
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier - nein, niemals!
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can - hey, ich habe in einer punk band gesungen!
35. Held a lamb - nein, aber katzenbabies und sowas
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy - nein
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip - wat? nacktbaden nachts? klar, wer hat schon badezeug dabei, wenn man ins schwimmbad einbricht?
38. Taken an ice cold bath - nein
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar - ja
40. Seen a total eclipse. (Through one of those fourth grade cardboard "save your eyes" thingies...) - noe, das ist immer zur falschen zeit
41. Ridden a roller coaster - ja, zuletzt mit 12, das war nicht schoen
42. Hit a home run - scored a try
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days - bin ich zauberer?
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - immer!
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day - wochenlang! am schlimmsten war der fraenkische
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors - ja, normal
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment - ja
48. Had two hard drives for your computer - ja
49. Visited all 50 states - welche?
50. Loved your job for all accounts - nein, oder vielleicht doch? mal fuer einen tag vielleicht
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced - oehm...
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (maybe now?) - geld macht nicht gluecklich...
53. Had amazing friends - ja
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country - ja
55. Watched wild whales - nein, nicht mal gezaehmte
56. Stolen a sign - jep!
57. Backpacked in Europe - zum glueck nicht
58. Taken a road-trip - ja
59. Rock climbing - ja
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice - haeh?
61. Midnight walk on the beach - ja
62. Sky diving - nein, wozu auch?
63. Visited Ireland - nein
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love - zum glueck nicht
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them - ja
66. Visited Japan - nein
67. Benchpressed your own weight - ja
68. Milked a cow - nein, leider
69. Alphabetized your records (and CD's and tapes and and and...) - ja
70. Pretended to be a superhero - nein
71. Sung karaoke - ja
72. Lounged around in bed all day - ja, gerne
73. Posed nude in front of strangers - oehm, ja
74. Scuba diving - nein
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye - nein
76. Kissed in the rain - ja
77. Played in the mud - ja
78. Played in the rain - ja
79. Gone to a drive-in theater - leider nicht, jetzt sind alle zu
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it - ja, leider ;-)
81. Visited the Great Wall of China - nein(ist diese liste von einem reisebuero?)
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog - noe
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better - fenster? fenster gehen kaputt, wenn man sie hinschmeisst!
84. Started a business - ja
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken - JA!
86. Toured ancient sites - ja(zb karthago)
87. Taken a martial arts class - ja
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman - haha, noe
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight - was bitte?
90. Gotten married - ja
91. Been in a movie - ja
92. Crashed a party - ja
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have - ohja
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy - ja
95. Gotten divorced - nein, wird auch nicht passieren
96. Had sex at the office - nein, igitt! mit wem auch?
97. Gone without food for 5 days - nein, niemals!
98. Made cookies from scratch - ja
99. Won first prize in a costume contest - nein, aber beim airguitar contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice - nein
101. Gotten a tattoo - ja
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on - ja, auf drogen vielleicht...
103. Rafted the Snake River - wo ist der?
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert" - haha, nein, zum glueck nicht
105. Got flowers for no reason - ja
106. Masturbated in a public place - geht euch nix an
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything - ja
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug - ja
109. Performed on stage - ja
110. Been to Las Vegas - hallo, reisebuero?
111. Recorded music - ja
112. Eaten shark - nein, igitt!
113. Had a one-night stand - ja
114. Gone to Thailand - siehe oben
115. Seen Siouxsie live - nein, warum auch
116. Bought a house - ja
117. Been in a combat zone - nein
118. Buried one/both of your parents - ja
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off - ja
120. Been on a cruise ship - nein
121. Spoken more than one language fluently - ja
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone - ja, immer ;-)
123. Bounced a check (I didn't mean to! But alas, more than once...) - ja
124. Performed in Rocky Horror - nein!
125. Read - and understood - your credit report - was bitte?
126. Raised children - ja
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy - nein
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour - nein
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars - nein
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country - nein
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did - nein
132. Called or written your Congress person - nein, nur zdf und gez
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love - nein
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice? - nein
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge - nein
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking - ja, klar, was sonst?
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did - geht wohl keinen was an und gehoert auch nicht zu den sachen, die man gemacht haben sollte
138. Had plastic surgery - klar, ich habe meinen arsch vergroessern lassen
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived - vermutlich
140. Wrote articles for a large publication - ja
141. Lost over 100 pounds - nein, dann waere ich tot
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback - nein
143. Piloted an airplane - nein
144. Petted a stingray - nein, leider
145. Broken someone's heart - ja, etliche
146. Helped an animal give birth - ja
147. Been fired or laid off from a job - ja
148. Won money on a T.V. game show - nein
149. Broken a bone - nein
150. Killed a human being - nein!!
151. Gone on an African photo safari - nein
152. Ridden a motorcycle - gilt auch mofa?
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph - ja(fahrschule)
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced - nein!
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol - ja
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild - ja
157. Ridden a horse - ja
158. Had major surgery - nein
159. Had sex on a moving train - ja
160. Had a snake as a pet - nein
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon - gaehn
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing - nein
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours - bestimmt
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states - ja, der war einfach
165. Visited all 7 continents - ja
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days - ja
167. Eaten kangaroo meat - nein, aber strauss
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground - haeh?
169. Been a sperm or egg donor - auf keinen fall!
170. Eaten sushi - igitt, aber ja, zumindest die sachen, die ohne fisch waren
171. Had your picture in the newspaper - ja
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime - healthy, naja, aber ja
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about - kann schon sein
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions - nein
175. Gone back to school - ja
176. Parasailed - was?
177. Changed your name - nein
178. Petted a cockroach - ja
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes - nein
180. Read The Iliad - odyssey? ja
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read - nein
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them - nein
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you - nein
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch - hm, weiss nicht ob das kunst ist...
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - nein
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt - nein
187. Skipped all your school reunions - ja
188. Had sex with someone half your age or twice your age - ja
189. Been elected to public office - was bitte?
190. Written your own computer language - nein
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream - nein
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care - nicht selber, zum glueck
193. Built your own PC from parts - naja, so halb
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you - nein
195. Had a booth at a street fair - flohmarktstand? ja
196. Dyed your hair - ja, zu oft
197. Been a DJ - ja
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal - haha, was fuer kackleben manche leute haben!
199. Written your own role playing game - nein
200. Been arrested - oh ja

via DonDahlmann

die fragen nach 100 werden immer duemmer und diese ganzen reisesachen, sehr amerikanisch das ganze....
aber wo ich schon mal angefangen hatte...


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Immer dieses Siouxsie-Bashing überall. Ba! (5 oder 6mal, das gilt für Euch alle mit. So.)

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oehm,

was fuer bashing?
zur relevanten zeit konnte ich die nicht sehn, nachher wars irrelevant. also scheiss drauf.

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interessantere sachen waeren zb:

1)ever been sleeping in the streets(involuntary)
2)been eating from a trash can/been dumpster diving
3)thought you could have done better but still don't give a shit
4)survived

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1 und 2: fuer amis zu weit down the totem pole.
3: eigentlich verwunderlich dass das fehlt.

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