Sagittarius Horoscope for week of July 14, 2005

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Pink elephants are usually invoked in the same spirit as flying pigs. Both are emblematic of silly fantasies generated by intoxication or an aberrant imagination. And yet the truth is that there are such beasts as pink elephants. Many of them live in India where the soil is red. They constantly spray dust on themselves to serve as a barrier against insects, and in so doing take on a permanent pink hue. Let's make those pink elephants your power animals in the coming week, Sagittarius. They'll be an inspiration as you start turning one of your seemingly unlikely or impossible dreams into a practical reality.

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Review in painstaking detail the history of your life, honoring every moment as if you were conducting a benevolent Judgment Day.
Forgive yourself of every mistake except one.
Create a royal crown for yourself out of a shower cap, rubber bands, and light bulbs.
Think of the last place on earth you'd ever want to visit, and visualize yourself having fun there.
Test to see if people are really listening to you by asserting that Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers.
Track down people who are impossible to love, and love them defiantly without expecting anything in return.
Steal lint from dryers in laundromats and use it to make animal sculptures for someone you admire.
Fantasize you're the child of divine parents who abandoned you when you were two days old, but who will soon be coming back to reunite with you.
Once a year, say these words into a mirror: "It's bad luck to be superstitious."

so wirds gemacht. nebenbei noch fahrrad fahren und alles wird gut.

heute morgen ohne fruehstueck aus dem haus und direkt 35km durchs blockland gebrettert, mit dem 25jahre alten gazelle racefiets (champion mondial). leider kein tacho, aber trotz hin und zurueck gegenwind und brutalst unuebersichtlichen kurven, hinter denen ploetzlich trecker auftauchten, kam ich ganz gut durch.
auf dem rueckweg leichter hungerast und die beine waren auch nicht mehr so gut. 4 kaesebrote und 1liter apfelschorle spaeter fuehlt es sich schon besser an.
morgen wieder, dann aber mit gepolsterter hose und andere streckenfuehrung und ein bisschen eis ins bidon, warmes wasser schmeckt zum kotzen.