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Donnerstag, 2. Mai 2002
fat stylers gone berzerk!

heavy metal is dead, time for new metal. nicht nu metal, sondern neue genres wie zb:

COMPUTER GEEK METAL
Okay, first things first, You all need to wear black framed glasses. Woollen jumpers are a must. All lyrics must be about coding, html and computer related stuff that noone will understand except the
geeks among us. A glam metal bands dream with lines like: "Your drive is hard for my 1 meg floppy, 18.6 gigs of RAM and you're Jaloppy, my cd's burnin' straight for your USB port, SONY CD-Rs are
quite a good sort. With my mother on board I'll reset your switch, as long as you'll be my computer geek bitch." See, the songs will write themselves. It's easy and you should make your amps look like
computer towers with even a working reset switch, a flashing red light and a CD Rom drive that opens up to put CDs in for music to be played inbetween bands, or if you wanna be the Milli Vanilli of metal,
you could even trick the audience by miming to backing music! Some ideas for band names: 18 Inch Monitors, AVI's and Mpegs, or The Virus Killers. First album: "MP3's For You And Me", with the first
single being "My NetNanny Surfs For Porn".


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