You're Cuba!
How bad can you really be?  So many people have said so many
bad things about you, but you know they can't all be true.  Not even most of them.
 You went a little crazy for a while, but now you're just getting older and tired
of all the nasty stuff people think about you.  You could use a little more money
and you really wish people wouldn't keep leaving you for richer people, but other than
that, things aren't so bad.  You really like used military clothing.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

koennte hin.com (via frau kasi)

ich bin sudan

ich will nicht mexiko sein. ich wäre gerne malta.

erinnert mich an Otto Waalkes, der mal nen Grundstück auf den Golan-Höhen gewann, er mußt es aber auch selber verteidigen.