leute schreiben in weblogs was rein, das wird eingesammelt und auf papier gepackt, von wo diese leute das dann wieder runterlesen und das dann aufnehmen und davon ein mp3 machen, welches man sich dann widerum anhoeren soll?
ach du scheisse.

sehr schoen:
"Es gab mal eine Sendung, die hieß "Frontal" war mit Bodo Hauser (tot) und Ulrich(?) Kienzle, die war ganz ok, wenn man darauf steht, dass zum Beispiel ein Macuser einen Windowsuser sagte "Oh, Du bist so blöd, weil du Dich immer mit Scheiße einreibst und dann fragst, wie man die Scheiße wieder wegbekommt" und der Windowsuser antwortet "Haha, und ihr erst, ihr habt noch nicht mal einen zweite Maustaste, während wir mindestens drei haben und mehr, wenn wir nur wollten"."

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink - bestimmt, aber da war ich dann schon jenseits von gut und boese
02. Swam with wild dolphins - nein
03. Climbed a mountain - bis obenhin? ansonsten ja
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive - leider noch nicht, ich habe keinen fuehrerschein
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid - nein
06. Held a tarantula - ich habe schon mal eine vogelspinne gefuettert, gilt das auch?
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone - ja, mehrmals
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it - ja. auch gesagt und nicht gemeint, wie ich zu meiner schande eingestehen muss....
09. Hugged a tree - oehm...
10. Done a striptease - ja
11. Bungee jumped - bin ich bekloppt?
12. Visited Paris - ja, mehrfach
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea - north sea!
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise - ohja!
15. Seen the Northern Lights - weiss nicht, meeresleuchten hab ich mal gesehn...
16. Gone to a huge sports game - ja, zb werder, werder und werder
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
- haette ich glatt gemacht, aber da war noch geschlossen fuer renovation
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables - yup. 2 zucchini warten noch auf ernte
19. Touched an iceberg - nein. warum auch?
20. Slept under the stars - ja, is nich so toll. ich hab sogar unter cars geslept...
21. Changed a baby's diaper - eine? tausende!
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon - nein.
23. Watched a meteor shower - ja
24. Gotten drunk on champagne - ja, kopfschmerzen
25. Given more than you can afford to charity - noe
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope - ja
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment - immer
28. Had a food fight - ja, war lustig und nicht bei mir zuhause
29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1) - ja, vom gewinn konnten wir chinesisch essen gehn
30. Taken a sick day when I was not ill - haha: i used up all my sick days, so i called in dead(favourite saying)
31. Asked out a stranger - ja
32. Had a snowball fight - ja, mit einseifen
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier - nein, niemals!
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can - hey, ich habe in einer punk band gesungen!
35. Held a lamb - nein, aber katzenbabies und sowas
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy - nein
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip - wat? nacktbaden nachts? klar, wer hat schon badezeug dabei, wenn man ins schwimmbad einbricht?
38. Taken an ice cold bath - nein
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar - ja
40. Seen a total eclipse. (Through one of those fourth grade cardboard "save your eyes" thingies...) - noe, das ist immer zur falschen zeit
41. Ridden a roller coaster - ja, zuletzt mit 12, das war nicht schoen
42. Hit a home run - scored a try
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days - bin ich zauberer?
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - immer!
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day - wochenlang! am schlimmsten war der fraenkische
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors - ja, normal
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment - ja
48. Had two hard drives for your computer - ja
49. Visited all 50 states - welche?
50. Loved your job for all accounts - nein, oder vielleicht doch? mal fuer einen tag vielleicht
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced - oehm...
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (maybe now?) - geld macht nicht gluecklich...
53. Had amazing friends - ja
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country - ja
55. Watched wild whales - nein, nicht mal gezaehmte
56. Stolen a sign - jep!
57. Backpacked in Europe - zum glueck nicht
58. Taken a road-trip - ja
59. Rock climbing - ja
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice - haeh?
61. Midnight walk on the beach - ja
62. Sky diving - nein, wozu auch?
63. Visited Ireland - nein
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love - zum glueck nicht
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them - ja
66. Visited Japan - nein
67. Benchpressed your own weight - ja
68. Milked a cow - nein, leider
69. Alphabetized your records (and CD's and tapes and and and...) - ja
70. Pretended to be a superhero - nein
71. Sung karaoke - ja
72. Lounged around in bed all day - ja, gerne
73. Posed nude in front of strangers - oehm, ja
74. Scuba diving - nein
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye - nein
76. Kissed in the rain - ja
77. Played in the mud - ja
78. Played in the rain - ja
79. Gone to a drive-in theater - leider nicht, jetzt sind alle zu
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it - ja, leider ;-)
81. Visited the Great Wall of China - nein(ist diese liste von einem reisebuero?)
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog - noe
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better - fenster? fenster gehen kaputt, wenn man sie hinschmeisst!
84. Started a business - ja
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken - JA!
86. Toured ancient sites - ja(zb karthago)
87. Taken a martial arts class - ja
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman - haha, noe
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight - was bitte?
90. Gotten married - ja
91. Been in a movie - ja
92. Crashed a party - ja
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have - ohja
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy - ja
95. Gotten divorced - nein, wird auch nicht passieren
96. Had sex at the office - nein, igitt! mit wem auch?
97. Gone without food for 5 days - nein, niemals!
98. Made cookies from scratch - ja
99. Won first prize in a costume contest - nein, aber beim airguitar contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice - nein
101. Gotten a tattoo - ja
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on - ja, auf drogen vielleicht...
103. Rafted the Snake River - wo ist der?
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert" - haha, nein, zum glueck nicht
105. Got flowers for no reason - ja
106. Masturbated in a public place - geht euch nix an
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything - ja
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug - ja
109. Performed on stage - ja
110. Been to Las Vegas - hallo, reisebuero?
111. Recorded music - ja
112. Eaten shark - nein, igitt!
113. Had a one-night stand - ja
114. Gone to Thailand - siehe oben
115. Seen Siouxsie live - nein, warum auch
116. Bought a house - ja
117. Been in a combat zone - nein
118. Buried one/both of your parents - ja
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off - ja
120. Been on a cruise ship - nein
121. Spoken more than one language fluently - ja
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone - ja, immer ;-)
123. Bounced a check (I didn't mean to! But alas, more than once...) - ja
124. Performed in Rocky Horror - nein!
125. Read - and understood - your credit report - was bitte?
126. Raised children - ja
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy - nein
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour - nein
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars - nein
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country - nein
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did - nein
132. Called or written your Congress person - nein, nur zdf und gez
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love - nein
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice? - nein
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge - nein
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking - ja, klar, was sonst?
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did - geht wohl keinen was an und gehoert auch nicht zu den sachen, die man gemacht haben sollte
138. Had plastic surgery - klar, ich habe meinen arsch vergroessern lassen
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived - vermutlich
140. Wrote articles for a large publication - ja
141. Lost over 100 pounds - nein, dann waere ich tot
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback - nein
143. Piloted an airplane - nein
144. Petted a stingray - nein, leider
145. Broken someone's heart - ja, etliche
146. Helped an animal give birth - ja
147. Been fired or laid off from a job - ja
148. Won money on a T.V. game show - nein
149. Broken a bone - nein
150. Killed a human being - nein!!
151. Gone on an African photo safari - nein
152. Ridden a motorcycle - gilt auch mofa?
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph - ja(fahrschule)
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced - nein!
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol - ja
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild - ja
157. Ridden a horse - ja
158. Had major surgery - nein
159. Had sex on a moving train - ja
160. Had a snake as a pet - nein
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon - gaehn
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing - nein
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours - bestimmt
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states - ja, der war einfach
165. Visited all 7 continents - ja
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days - ja
167. Eaten kangaroo meat - nein, aber strauss
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground - haeh?
169. Been a sperm or egg donor - auf keinen fall!
170. Eaten sushi - igitt, aber ja, zumindest die sachen, die ohne fisch waren
171. Had your picture in the newspaper - ja
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime - healthy, naja, aber ja
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about - kann schon sein
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions - nein
175. Gone back to school - ja
176. Parasailed - was?
177. Changed your name - nein
178. Petted a cockroach - ja
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes - nein
180. Read The Iliad - odyssey? ja
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read - nein
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them - nein
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you - nein
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch - hm, weiss nicht ob das kunst ist...
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - nein
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt - nein
187. Skipped all your school reunions - ja
188. Had sex with someone half your age or twice your age - ja
189. Been elected to public office - was bitte?
190. Written your own computer language - nein
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream - nein
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care - nicht selber, zum glueck
193. Built your own PC from parts - naja, so halb
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you - nein
195. Had a booth at a street fair - flohmarktstand? ja
196. Dyed your hair - ja, zu oft
197. Been a DJ - ja
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal - haha, was fuer kackleben manche leute haben!
199. Written your own role playing game - nein
200. Been arrested - oh ja

via DonDahlmann

die fragen nach 100 werden immer duemmer und diese ganzen reisesachen, sehr amerikanisch das ganze....
aber wo ich schon mal angefangen hatte...